Will Goes To The Hospital, Is Sicker Than Originally Thought

So how was your weekend? I spent mine in the hospital.

Calm down. I was there as a plus-one. My girlfriend had surgery, and it was the kind of surgery they couldn't even do in Waterloo, so we had to go down to Cedar Rapids on Friday. Drove back down after the show Monday to pick her up.

Things I hate about driving down to Cedar Rapids to hang out in a hospital: It's cold. They do that because apparently the cold kills germs. As a germophobe I can respect that, but I hate the cold.

Things I love about driving down to Cedar Rapids to hang out in a hospital: Well, I love taking road trips. I love getting to stop at the Chick-Fil-A in CR. I love getting to build up some of my "good boyfriend" points. And hospitals have endless hand sanitizer.

I love those dispensers where you stick your hand under it and it rewards you with sweet sweet Purell.