I freely admit that this is a first world problem. Considering the important issues we face as a society today, the fact that someone refuses to put a divider bar down at the store's checkout is not a really big deal. However, I would like to offer this open appeal for sanity.
If you've already started on your holiday shopping, here's one to add to the list: 'Scorpion Gaming Chair.'
Behold the Cluvens IW-SK zero-gravity esports gaming chair and workstation. It can support ONE 49-inch monitor OR THREE curved monitors measuring 27 inches each