WTF

Um, really?!

If you knew you were holding that much...wouldn't you try to, I don't know, NOT break any other laws?

This guy needs to find a new best friend FAST.

I'm guessing someone else will start bringing the kids to school...

Apparently this was the wrong kind of green...

He almost got plucked!

She might need to take a breather from social media. And her son might need some therapy.

A man was stopped in Iowa while en route to Google's headquarters in California.

In fairness, I hate tomatoes, too...

I think some relationship counseling is in order.