Deez Nuts (I-Iowa) Chooses Opponents In 2016 Presidential Election

No, it's not Donald and Hillary.

Everybody's favorite third-party candidate (or no-party candidate) has come out and endorsed his choice for the Democrat and Republican nominations on his Facebook page.

Yes, there is a "Deez Nuts For President 2016" Facebook page. Have I liked said Facebook page? No comment.

Just gonna throw this out there now. This is not for the general election. My endorsement for the Democratic nomination goes to Vermont senator Bernie Sanders.
Posted by Deez Nuts for President 2016 on Friday, August 21, 2015

This is not for the general election, I endorse myself for the GE. For the Republican nomination, my endorsement goes to Ohio governor John Kasich.
Posted by Deez Nuts for President 2016 on Friday, August 21, 2015

Still trying to figure out if this is good news for Sanders or Kasich.