JP’s Absurd Christmas Wish List – Item #4: ‘Jungle Float’

Behold: THE JUNGLE FLOAT. It's a 34-foot long 'Trampoline Boat' that looks fun as hell. It features a 12-foot high trampoline, a six-foot platform leap, a smaller trampoline, a 14-foot high dive, a 12-foot rope swing, and a water slide.

It has a total capacity of 40 people and is for both children and adults.

By my count, there's only a couple dozen of these in the entire world, the closest is in Missouri.

The Cost: Over $70,000 + a 20 HP outboard engine is another $5000+.