Today In Cedar Valley Fast Food News: Free Subway In The Morning, Buy Breakfast In the Afternoon, And What Halloween Buns Do To You

I am known for many things: hardcore sports fanatic, radio genius, excellent cook, and supremely lazy. And when I am too lazy to be an excellent cook I turn to a quick-service restaurant near my home in southwest Waterloo.

Everybody's talking about how McDonald's is serving all-day breakfast starting October 6 (hey, that's today) but did you know one of the Mickey D's in the Cedar Valley has already been all over that for at least a week? The Viking Drive location by the Walmart in Cedar Falls is already well-versed in giving you an Egg McMuffin for lunch -- and if you want a different kind of cheese on your breakfast I already told you the best way to do that.

You know who already has multiple cheeses on display for your enjoyment? Subway, that's who! And Q92.3 has "Sandwich Trivia" at 8:15 weekday mornings. Answer ONE SIMPLE QUESTION and win a $50 gift card.

If you have the urge to eat a burger at a burger place during non-breakfast hours, get in the Halloween spirit with the Halloween Whopper!

Social media is going crazy about how it is turning your poop green. I don't know if this is brilliant marketing to get people to buy their burgers or not.

Just avoid poopism, people. Your number 2 is not inferior simply because it is a different color than you are used to. It never asked to be green, it just is. Accept it for its differences. Kids learn the hate from the adults; be a positive role model.

Enjoy the Halloween Whopper if you want. Many things change the color of your numbers 1 and 2. It won't kill you.