What Do Facebook And Jay-Z Have In Common?

Apparently they both have 99 problems.

I don't know if Jay-Z is working on a dislike button like Facebook is -- even if they won't call it that -- but something is going on in Zuckerburg (which is the city named after Mark Zuckerberg).

Facebook went down on Monday for roughly an hour, marking the second time in less than a week that the social network crashed. Naturally, people freaked out when they realized they had to interact with each other in real life and -- even more believably -- they took to Twitter to tweet about their #facebookdown woes.

Here are 10 of the funniest reactions:

Twitter has agreed to take in 30,000 Facebook refugees. #facebookdown

#FacebookDown pickup line #1: Hey baby...I heard you go down faster than Facebook.

In 9 months there are gonna be so many #facebookdown babies.

#Facebookdown. Just noticed my children appear to have left home!I guess I actually have time to go outside before I complain about the weather.

Oh no. I’m really going to miss those Candy Crush invites, pics of wedding rings, honeymoons, baby scans and racist vids. #facebookdown.

MySpace never went down... #facebookdown.

Sooo...do I just call and tell people that my relationship status is complicated, or do I wait? #facebookdown.

I’m getting withdrawals not knowing how my Aunt’s hair appointment went. #facebookdown.

What happens in Vegas is really staying in Vegas. #facebookdown.

On top of that, the idiots with their idiotic Facebook hoax/scam/nonsense are back:

Now it's official! It has been published in the media. Facebook has just released the entry price: $5.99 to keep the subscription of your status to be set to 'private.' If you paste this message on your page, it will be offered free (paste not share) if not tomorrow, all your posts can become public. Even the messages that have been deleted or the photos not allowed. After all, it does not cost anything for a simple copy and paste.

That's the one where they believe some of you will pay money to keep your Facebook stuff -- that you throw out to the world for likes, shares, and compliments already -- private.

You know the best way to keep your personal business private is to keep it off Facebook, right? And it doesn't cost you a dime!

Then there's people posting legalese in their status clogging up your feed, like that's a binding court document.

Just stick to motivational posters and snarky e-cards about getting drunk, people.

Facebook, to their credit, has tried to stop the insanity.