Will Discovers The Heated Mattress Pad And Nothing Will Ever Be The Same

#TeamLazy just got #TeamLazier. Every day I somehow get out of bed to do a morning show for you is a miracle you should appreciate.

For all the happiness I experienced over the weekend discovering the fact I never have to be cold in bed ever again, I was disappointed in myself for not experiencing this sooner.

You know in the winter, how it's so cold ice forms on your window, and your bed is like only a few feet from the window? And how you have the heat on but it ain't good enough? How you need to wear socks to bed like a savage, and sweatpants, and a sweatshirt, and three blankets, AND curl up into a fetal position to preserve your warmth, AND make sure your head is covered because God forbid your head is cold?

I'm ready for winter this year, people. Bring it on.

The heated mattress pad may mean I don't have coughing fits like Doc Holliday for two months in a row, so my mood around other humans may be better.

Then again, I may just stay in bed and away from other humans all day, which would likely improve their mood.

I highly recommend getting one. It may cut down on your energy bills, and it may make you feel better.