This candle from Whiskey River Soap burns for around 60 hours --- which is about the length of a typical Tuesday.

The label says the scent is "the smell of slowly dying," but it's actually a spearmint aroma. So, if you're struggling to make it through the day, you can watch this candle slowly burn through your Tuesday afternoon for just $23.95.

The company also has candles called "Karens," "Thirsty Thursday," "Working From Home," and "Calm the F*** Down."

whiskeyriversoap.com

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