Dad Bod: I’ve Been Trendy All My Life

I just found out on the Internet that the look where you kind of have muscles (because I kind of exercise) yet still look out of shape (because I eat whatever I want) has made me dead sexy.

It's called "Dad Bod", and it has women (and men whose physiques are basically normal) in a tizzy.

What is "Dad Bod"?

It started with a blog post by a lady named Mackenzie Pearson, and meeting her is now on my bucket list. She wrote that it is "a nice balance between a beer gut and working out. The dad bod says, 'I go to the gym occasionally, but I also drink heavily on the weekends and enjoy eating eight slices of pizza at a time.' It's not an overweight guy, but it isn't one with washboard abs, either."

Hey, I'm cute, there's some softness for you to snuggle up with, I don't take myself too seriously, I can play video games but I am still able to help you lift that couch. It took long enough for the world to figure out I'm a catch. If it's good enough for Leonardo Dicaprio it's good enough for me too.....we're both in the entertainment business after all!

If you want a picture of my Dad Bod, that's the one at the top. Maybe. You can do the research for yourself, ladies.....yes I am shamless, thank you for asking. Until then......here's Leonardo's. Note that the only difference between him and me is he's rich.