Taylor Swift Is Ruining Taylor Swift’s Life

In Seattle lives a basic anonymous dude named Taylor Swift, and he has opened up about his personal hell created by sharing a name with one of the most famous people in the world.

Swift not only gets hundreds of letters from fans in the mail, but recently had to change his email address because of the overwhelming number of messages that kept clogging his TaylorSwift@gmail.com account.

Yes, he had Taylor Swift at Gmail.com. Yes, had...........Mr. Swift had to switch it. Wonder why?

“It’s a great confidence booster,“ he told KOMO-TV in Seattle, who interviewed him. “It’s like endless amounts of ‘You’re beautiful, you’re so talented, you’re a great role model, you have a beautiful voice,’ and here I am just like, ’Oh, thank you!’“ Swift adds, “There are way worse names to have.”

He probably wasn't saying that when he just wants a coffee: "When at Starbucks, they ask your name. And you say Taylor, and it's like ‘Oh, wouldn't it be funny if your last name was Swift?! It's like… here's my debit card, ha ha ha, surprise."

He also has his own photography business too, but you have to try really hard to find it on Google. It's on there though.

Dude, your middle name is Adam. Be Adam Swift from now on, and you're golden.