Al-Qaeda Had An Application Form!

People like to make jokes about terrorist organizations -- like "do they have a dental plan?" -- I mean, have you SEEN any of the Austin Powers movies featuring Dr. Evil's "evil organ-i-zation"?

But after Osama Bin Laden's hideout was raided, they learned a lot more about the man responsible for maybe the worst moment in American history, and they also learned that he was just as bureaucratic as we are.

There was an actual application form to join Al Qaeda, and it is ridiculously similar to something you might have to fill out if you were trying to get a crappy retail job. It was declassified by the Office of the Director of National Intelligence. This is real. I took screenshots of this off the Internets.

Please don't consider applying, though. I don't care how many resumes you've sent out without getting a callback. Things will get better for you.