Repeat After Me: Bacon-Wrapped Deep-Fried Oreos

I am notorious for NOT taking good care of myself, and this frankly has me scared.

I mean, just look at it.

I can't claim credit for this. Apparently a food blogger named Amy Erickson thought this up. This woman cannot possibly be single.

Here’s how to make your own bacon wrapped deep fried Oreos:

1. Wrap an Oreo with an entire piece of bacon, covering up as much of the cookie as you can. Hold the bacon in place by putting a toothpick through it, sticking into the cream filling.

2. Fry it in oil.

3. Let it cool off a little bit, but eat it warm.

4. Have 911 on speed dial.