Carry Spare Pizza Around Your Neck

Who doesn't love pizza? And who wouldn't want access to said pizza anytime the mood hits them?

Never mind that the company name is a merger of the words "stupid" and "idiotic", this is sheer genius!

I see people wearing gaudy, hideous jewelry all the time. I would respect you more if you had a slice of pizza around your neck.

The "Portable Pizza Pouch" is an $8 lanyard with a pouch that will fit one triangle-shaped slice.

According to their website, "BONUS: Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It’s a bold (and delicious) fashion statement. Portable pizza. The best invention since delivery."

Yes, they used the word BONUS, like it wasn't assumed. You never know when an emergency will keep you away from pizza for too long.

They also have a "pizza fork", which is a fork that has a tiny cutting wheel on the fork.

Now if there was only a taco pouch.