A father and son fight over an onion, something sketchy happened on Tinder (shocking!) and a drunk driver ruins a drunk driving commercial...

Battle Creek, MI- A father and son got into a FIST FIGHT because of a stolen...onion.

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The 29-year-old man was reportedly angry because his 55-year-old dad always sells his food stamps in exchange for drugs. Since he can't buy food he steals it from his son, and things finally came to a boiling point.

Both men were arrested, but neither were seriously hurt and neither want to press charges. [Battle Creek Enquirer]

We're all missing the bigger picture...who the hell eats a RAW onion?

Mapleton, OR- A man learned about the perils of online dating.

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The guy had been chatting with a girl named Lacey on Tinder for a few months and the two finally arranged to meet. She told him to rent a motel room and leave the door unlocked for her. He took a shower while waiting for her, and hen he got out...all of his stuff was gone, including his wallet, debit card, cell phone, and CLOTHES.

So the guy was in the motel room, naked and alone, and he called the cops to report the robbery.  He didn't know Lacey's last name, and when he tried to show the cops her Tinder profile, it had already been deleted. [Eugene Register-Guard]

This guy got breadcrumbed, ghosted, AND robbed by the same person! Ouch. Maybe he'll try EHarmony from now on. Or something safer, like speed dating. Or never leaving home.

Oklahoma City, OK- A film student's drunk driving ad was interrupted...by a man driving drunk.

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Oklahoma City University student Mike Stamp was shooting a DUI awareness promo for the local police department. Stamp and his friend were crossing the street when a car accelerated past them and swerved in the road.

Stamp's father--the CHIEF OF POLICE--happened to be there and pulled the guy over.

The driver, Richy Reese, blew a .17--over twice the legal limit, and was picked up for DUI. [KOCO-TV]

I hope this guy wasn't too drunk to appreciate the irony...

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