The Patriots won the Super Bowl again...but here's MORE crappy news for a Monday!

Paramus, NJ- A Target shopper got a bit more than she bargained for.

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Back in November, a guy sideswiped one of the giant red concrete balls in front of the store. The ball was dislodged and rolled through the parking lot, smashing into Eileen Grady's vehicle. The hit caused about $3,500 worth of damage, but Target refused to pay to fix the giant dent, so Grady is taking them to small claims court. [Patch]

At least help her FIND the guy who knocked it loose. That's called "leaving the scene" last time I checked. Don't you have cameras?

Clifton, NJ- Two men were arrested for getting it on inside a Bed Bath & Beyond!

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A store employee called police Friday after witnessing the pair--ahem--using one of the display beds. The couple was charged with lewd conduct and criminal mischief. But it turns out, one or both of them also had scabies, so the arresting officers had to go to the hospital for treatment, and the police station needed to be fumigated. [North Jersey Record]

If you ever wondered what the "beyond" meant in "Bed Bath & Beyond" now you know...you can't get much more "beyond" than this!

Chennai, India- A woman experienced something made for a sci-fi movie.

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The 42-year-old woman felt a "tingling, crawling sensation" in her face which caused irritation in her eyes. Her son-in-law took her a clinic where doctors found a cockroach had crawled INTO HER NOSE and nestled near her skull. They tried to remove the cockroach with vacuum suction but it was too large, so they needed a scope to finally get it out. [Huffington Post]

I'm glad she's ok...but at least now she has a REALLY cool story to tell.

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