Man Has Genitals Removed So His Tattoos Will Look Better

This is taking your love of body art A BIT too far. Here's "Crappy News" for Thursday, July 19th, 2018.

Gloucester, MA- A man had his wallet stolen...by a seagull.

The city's mayor said a seagull swooped down and took the man's wallet from the top of a pizza box around 9:00 p.m. Friday.

The man watched the bird fly to the roof of a nearby building, and two volunteers offered to help the man retrieve it. One man distracted the seagull while another used a bucket truck to grab the wallet.

The feathered fiend was not arrested. [Boston Globe]

Seagulls, geese, crows, red-winged blackbirds. ALL mean. What did we ever do to you?

Summerdale, PA- A man threatened to fight his boss...and it went about as well as you'd expect.

Earl Allen tried to claim that he was wrongfully fired in March 2017 after a long dispute with his supervisor. Things got so bad that Allen challenged the man to a fistfight in the parking lot after work. When the supervisor declined and drove away, Allen followed him and left threatening voicemails that included profanities and racial slurs.

Allen was fired for violating the company's policy against workplace threats, but he argued he was frequently harassed by his boss and being punished unfairly.

A judge ruled that Allen instigated the conflict and would not be receiving any unemployment benefits. [PennLive.com]

Guadalajara, Mexico- A man took some drastic measures to complete his tattoo work.

32-year-old Adam Curlykale survived cancer but was discouraged after the treatment left him looking sickly and pale. He has spent the past 12 years covering his body with dark grey ink. All told, he has tattoos over about 90% of his body. But apparently, that wasn't enough.

Curlykale traveled to Mexico from his home in Russia to have his nipples, testicles and penis removed...because they got in the way and ruined the look of his body art. He shared photos of himself on social media following the operation.

He says he's still planning which tattoos to get on the areas of skin that are currently ink-free. [Daily Mail]

I could think of a few tattoo ideas...what about IDIOT? Or WTF?

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